Attention all bass players

Attention all bass players

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    Attention all bass players

    Move fast:

    (EBay Item number: 370096738523, 4 String Electric Bass Guitar, Machine Gun Shape, AK-47)
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    No need to bid on this item, Ted Nugent has way more money than any of us.
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    im not a bass player but i do play guitar, that is awesome.
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    At $165, I wouldn't count on a real quality instrument...
    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PointnClick View Post
    At $165, I wouldn't count on a real quality instrument...
    Sure - but who is going to criticize your music?
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    Ok, somebody tell me why anyone would want to own such an obvious piece of trash?

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    Lol. That's funny. If I had money to throw around I would totally buy it just to hang up as conversation piece.
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    What's the difference between a bass player and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four!

    What do you call a bass player with a cell phone? An optimist!

    What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend? Homeless!

    LOL My brother is a bass player so I try to find new ones all the time.
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    What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians...?



    A drummer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PointnClick View Post
    What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians...?



    A drummer...


    Hey, watch it........I'm a drummer!

    But, I'm learning to play the Bass Guitar, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    Hey, watch it........I'm a drummer!

    But, I'm learning to play the Bass Guitar, too.
    How do you know the stage is level?
    The drummer is drooling from both sides of the mouth.

    How do you get a bass player off of your front porch ?
    Pay for the pizza

    How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
    None; the keyboard player can do that with his left hand.

    What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
    You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.

    What's the difference between an electric guitar and a chainsaw?
    Vibrato.

    How can you tell when your lead singer is at your door?
    He can't find the key, and he doesn't know when to come in.

    What's the definition of a gentleman?
    A man who knows how to play the accordion but doesn't.

    What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
    "The Defendant"

    What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
    They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
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    Miggy, all good ones!

    Here's one : What do you call perfect pitch?

    The sound of an accordion hitting a banjo when you toss both of them into a dumpster.

    And my favorite from the leader of one of the groups I play drums for told me as we went inside to do our weekly thing.

    A drummer and a musician walked into the gig.......

    "A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"

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    You know there is only one engineer joke that I know?

    How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
    1-2-3-testing, 1-2-3-testing
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    You can always tell a lead singer...... but you can't tell them much.
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    How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb.

    One.. He just holds it while the whole world revolves around him.

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