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    Just out of curiosity what would be the top 10 items you would have if a zombie outbreak occured stuff like what guns would you have.
    "When you have to shoot, Shoot! Don't talk."

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    A couple of SAWs, claymores, C4, Automatic Shotgun, commo to call in the AC-130, Zombie poison. 3 Playboy Bunnies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNUT View Post
    A couple of SAWs, claymores, C4, Automatic Shotgun, commo to call in the AC-130,
    +1. Or a bunker with 3 bedrooms and two and a half baths. Plus all the food and water I (and family) would ever need.
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    1. A large flame thrower (bandages burn!), 2. A GAU-8 30mm Avenger Gatling from an A10, 3. A slew of pre-placed and armed M18A1 Claymore Mines, 4. A suitable bunker from which I can fire my weapons and in which I can keep provisions, 5. Marshmallow Peeps (emotional support), 6. Gen 5 night vision goggles and bino's, 7. Pro-Ears electronic hearing protection, 8. 5-11 TAC-SL5 slash resistent tactical gloves, 9. A Red Telephone with a secure line to God, and finally, 10. One GBU-43/B "MOAB" (Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb) that will fall from the skies overhead should the previously mentioned items fail leaving me to be eaten by the walking dead.

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    Tsh. We have a "No Zombies" sign out front.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paymeister View Post
    Tsh. We have a "No Zombies" sign out front.
    Nice. I forgot about the value of a no zombie hoard sign. But is your sign written in English and Spanish? You have to be careful about that these days.
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    3 Playboy Bunnies.

    +1 on the bunnies!
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    my glock 27 (im quite partial to it) a m1a1 abrams tank, a hydrogen bomb, elisha cuthbert(i think thats how you spell her name), a pallet of beer, a case of jack daniels, and. . . some other random things i cant think of now.

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    food, bunker, lifetime supply of ammo, a tank, flamethrower, one of every kind of firearms, the entire contents of a Best Buy, and a Borders or something. (I will need music, books, and DVDs, along with high-tech flat screens and a Bose system for me to enjoy them on.) Clothes, and a bowflex or other stuff to work out with.

    And obviously, my family, my Scriptures, and my dogs.


    (And a nail file. There's nothing worse than breaking a nail!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paymeister View Post
    Tsh. We have a "No Zombies" sign out front.
    Also make sure the sign is the proper height and size, and posted where all Zed Heads can see it. Otherwise they can ignore it!

    As for me this is all I need
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    Quote Originally Posted by BradyM77 View Post
    Also make sure the sign is the proper height and size, and posted where all Zed Heads can see it. Otherwise they can ignore it!

    As for me this is all I need
    is that a good book, ive been meaning to get it and read it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jrod012889 View Post
    is that a good book, ive been meaning to get it and read it.
    Yes! It's funny and clever and still somehow makes you plan for TEOTWAWKI. Very good read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    the entire contents of a Best Buy,

    you kill me!
    Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?

    Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRags99 View Post
    Yes! It's funny and clever and still somehow makes you plan for TEOTWAWKI. Very good read.
    how much does the book cost, ive looked in local librarys but they dont have it so i guess ill have to buy it.
    "When you have to shoot, Shoot! Don't talk."

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