Napolitano: Extremist Bedroom

Napolitano: Extremist Bedroom

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    Napolitano: Extremist Bedroom

    Well, I got home today... walked into my room... and realized... oh my stars... I am this fabled veteran, gun owning, extremist threat to national security that Napolitano and the DHS are talking about.


    I walk in and, oh the horror, this is what I see...




    What a terrifying threat I must be to the American way of life.


    I take pride in my Country,




    My Service,




    And my freedom.




    In one corner I have a desk with my laptop that goes with me everywhere I go...





    And a weapons locker in another... the horror...




    Here you can see where I put the things I take with me everyday on the shelf with the mirror... but what is that in the corner...




    It is my footlocker, which contains my seabag, always ready to go at a moments notice to defend the lives and freedom of every person that lives in the country I love.





    Oh how horrifying it is to know there are people like me living amongst the general population. How difficult it must be for people to sleep at night knowing that threats like us are out there.

    Napolitano... you can stick it where the sun don't shine.
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    Sweet room. Looks like you're a bachelor. Thanks for your service.
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    Yep.

    You're an extremist.

    Welcome to the club!!

    I'd say you're in good company, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRags99 View Post
    Sweet room. Looks like you're a bachelor. Thanks for your service.
    I would say I am. I am engaged to be married... just not in a rush.

    Funny thing is, the rest of my home is a complete mess... never could keep it clean. The bedroom is the only place I don't have a problem keeping tidy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patti View Post
    Yep.

    You're an extremist.

    Welcome to the club!!

    I'd say you're in good company, though.
    LoL. Thank you.
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    Looks like you lead a pretty spartan existence... I was gonna suggest that next time, you look into the furnished apartment... LOL

    Ahh, I remember my bachelor pad...

    Then it struck me... Omega must be single... yep, engaged. Nothing wrong here a wife couldn't fix. A wife will make you sprawl out in a house you never thought you would ever need.

    But you will need that space for her stuff... I am up to my kiester in knick-knacks and lawn furniture, and I can tell ya now that the Navy blanket won't go with your future dust-ruffles...

    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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    You have been reported. Please sit quietly and don't make any sudden movements.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OMEGA2669 View Post
    Well, I got home today... walked into my room... and realized... oh my stars... I am this fabled veteran, gun owning, extremist threat to national security that Napolitano and the DHS are talking about.

    Napolitano... you can stick it where the sun don't shine.
    I think it's good a man can pick his enemies as well as his friends. Good choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paramedic70002 View Post
    You have been reported. Please sit quietly and don't make any sudden movements.
    I knew this day would come...





    Bring it on.
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    Quick, before they come and confinscate your guns, please transport them just a few miles south, I live in Peyton Colorado and I am willing to keep them safe for you.

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    Nice post.

    'Where the sun don't shine' indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OMEGA2669 View Post
    I would say I am. I am engaged to be married... just not in a rush.

    Funny thing is, the rest of my home is a complete mess... never could keep it clean. The bedroom is the only place I don't have a problem keeping tidy.
    Not a problem. You're wife will remedy that. First thing to go will be the Don't Tread On Me flag. The American flag will come down too. They'll be replaced with framed pictures...probably wedding pictures.

    The Navy blanket will be replaced with a flowery bedspread and duvet. Actually, the whole bed will be replaced with a bigger one.

    The footlocker will be put in the garage, basement or the back of a closet.

    When she's done, you won't recognize a thing.

    Remember this: The 2 most important words in a marriage is:

    YES DEAR!
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    Looks about like my bedroom, only mine isn't as clean, and my flag is hanging on the wall behind my headboard.. LOL.. Oh, I have my guitar's and amps around there too,.

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    Is that a mag light mounted on the wall next to your locker?

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    Very suspicious looking bedroom. You're on the list now.
    Better move that bedroom to a secret underground location.

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