Blonde joke... No offense to blondes.

Blonde joke... No offense to blondes.

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    Blonde joke... No offense to blondes.

    A contestant Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?'

    Had reached the final plateau.

    If she answered the next question correctly, she would win
    $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 Milestone money.

    And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question was no pushover.

    It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it:

    A) the condor
    B) the buzzard
    C) the cuckoo
    D) the vulture

    The woman was on the spot..... She did not know the answer.

    She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline.....

    All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline.

    She hoped she would not have to use it because........
    Her friend was, well, a blonde.

    But she had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the Question and the four choices. The blonde responded unhesitatingly:

    'That's easy.... The answer is C: the cuckoo.'

    The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast.
    She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the logical thing to do. But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be convinced.

    Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, 'C: The cuckoo.'

    'Is that your final answer?'

    'Yes, that is my final answer.'

    'That answer is Absolutely correct!

    You are now a millionaire!'

    Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the Million Dollars.

    'Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you,' said the
    Contestant. 'How did you happen to know the right answer?'

    'Oh, come on,' said the blonde 'Everybody knows that
    cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks.'

    Sally fainted

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    Very nice, my wife will love this one!
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    Good one...
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    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson

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    I thought everyone know that!!

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    Ugh, I live with two blondes -- I'd tell them this joke, but I don't know that they'll "get" it! lol
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    That was so good and work friendly I sent it to a Blond coworker!
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    Now I'm getting up to tell my blonde wife this. Wish me luck.
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    Too Funny.

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    Best way to hear new blond jokes, ask a blond.
    I know not what this "overkill" means.

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    lol thats hilarious
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    You can't use a Lifeline at the million dollar level.


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    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

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    It's already been emailed to my friends! Thanks!

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    The thing about most blonde jokes is , They aren't jokes, they are true stories.

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    Gotta tell my blonde GF this one. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Ugh, I live with two blondes -- I'd tell them this joke, but I don't know that they'll "get" it! lol
    +1 ditto here!

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