Independence Day

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    Independence Day

    With Independence Day right around the corner, I thought it was appropriate to post the following...

    Fireworks
    "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately." - Benjamin Franklin
    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson

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    LOL hehehe that was a good one.
    2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

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    Funny stuff... this reminds me of something I saw once in western New York state... it involved a small amount of industrial mining explosives, a gallon milk jug of gasoline, and no less than 12 or 16 ounces of Jim Beam...

    It's really hard to explain what I saw, because it was explosive, violent, stunning, dreadful, frightening, sickening, hilarious, stupid, and actually kinda sad, all in less than 3 seconds... suffice to say that I am amazed that New York gitterdun is still alive...
    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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    That is epic!!!

    Once however while traveling through rual Virginia, wife and I saw a service station sign advertising "Fireworks AND Gasoline." We've been laughing at that "combination" ever since.
    "A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"

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    Where'd you get that foto of my kin??
    "Without fear there can be no Courage!"

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