Intelligence report

Intelligence report

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    Talking Intelligence report

    After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive" Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own
    handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

    Kennedy opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line
    of coded message:

    370HSSV-0773H

    Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Pres. Bush, who in turn had a meeting with his National Security team (VP Cheney/Condi Rice/Rumsfled) who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

    No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

    With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked US Army Military Intelligence for help. Within a minute Army MI emailed back with this reply:
    "Tell Kennedy he is holding the message upside down."

    Classification: UNCLASSIFIED

    Caveats: NONE
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    Signed: Me!


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    Bwhahahaha - hehe - haha -

    Reminds me of the blonde who was puzzled at the ''710" written on one of her engine parts. She asked a mechanic about it - who promptly turned, the cap, 180º - !!!! All was clear
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    Did you have to do a headstand?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    Headstand? Nope - just a sorta ''mental inversion''
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    Pretty good

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    OK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rstickle
    OK!

    Everyone who turned their monitor over to read the massage, hold up your hands!
    Yeah, right, like anybody's gonna own up to that!


    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

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    EDIT: To remove admission of guilt...


    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Crunch
    Yeah, right, like anybody's gonna own up to that!
    "I am a Soldier. I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight." GEN George S. Patton, Jr.

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