Does any one know who this clown is?

Does any one know who this clown is?

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    Does any one know who this clown is?

    I saw this posted on another thread - The blogger (NOT the individual that posted this on DC) is a complete melonhead....
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    Hello All.



    I am new to this forum; however I am not new to carrying. I have been carrying for awhile now. I have lived my entire life by the traditional Republican values (yes I said I am a Republican and damn proud of it!), the Boy Scout Motto of Be Prepared, and the motto Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.



    I carry six guns. All of them are Glocks in .40 S&@ caliber with Night Sights and are bone stock except for some wolf springs. I carry 2 Glock 22s on my right and left hips in C-Tacs, 2 Glock 23's in my Alessi Bodyguard shoulder holster, 1 Glock 27 on my left ankle, and another Glock 27 in my right hand pocket. I also carry some folding knives. I carry 2 Chris Reeves folding knives, both of them are Sebenzas. I carry the small one in the left hand pocket of my 5.11 Tactical pants. I carry the larger one in the "mag" pocket on the right hand side with a Glock 22 magazine. I carry another 4 Glock 22 magazines behind the guns on my hips. I carry an extra magazine on a mag pouch on my right hip. I also carry a surefire E2E flashlight clipped onto my left hand pocket. You never know when you will need a light. I am going to be carrying 2 pairs of hand cuffs when I decide on a decent manufacturer and holster (suggestions are wanted). For my commo gear (I wasn't in the military but I adopted some of it into my everyday lingo through many CCW courses) I use a Nextel I560 phone in black (don't want to get the yellow one and give my reflection away in case some BG seems me in an alley) and I have a Pager with Skytel service. I also have a Zippo lighter in case I need to make a torch or something if stuck in a Hurricane Katrina situation. I also carry some OC spray (Fox labs if you're wondering)



    I just wanted to share some of my experiences. I have been carrying a long time. I remember when I got my first permit. I felt ecstatic. It was an awesome responsibility I was ready to deal with. Not to mention I had been trained for it. I took an intensive CCW class that was several hours in length and have taken a few classes since then. I was like a Police Officer on his first shift. I was so happy that I had been granted the right to carry because there needs to be many more CCWers to help bring crime rates down. It is a heavy burden that we as Sheepdogs have to bear to protect the sheeple.



    On my first day CCWing I went on patrol and walked around the entire neighborhood watching things with my hyper sense of awareness. Nobody but other CCWers understands what I am talking about. I walked through the neighborhood and I saw the illegal immigrants sitting on the stoop watching me with a keen eye. I suspect that they were intimidated by my presence (I am 6'1 and 325 lbs) with a 50 inch waist. I don't understand Spanish but they must have been talking about me.



    As a side note, what does Gordo mean?



    I continued walking and I saw some gangbangers. There were 4 urban youth (read black kids playing basketball with jerseys listening to crap music… err I mean rap music) who were probably carrying illegally. They were talking on someone's porch. They looked at me and started talking amongst themselves. One of them called me biggie (some sort of respect thing?) and I kept walking.



    As I got further into town I realized I needed to recharge my batteries with some food. I got myself a burrito at the local store. It was being worked by illegal's (they are everywhere aren't they?) but they make some damn good burritos and nachos. I got a huge super burrito (the kind that are football size) and some nachos with extra cheese and jalapenos. A large soda would wash that down nicely. I brought my food to the table and then got up to fill my soda (it was a self serve soda fountain) when some illegal immigrant gangbanger drug dealers walked in. One of them looked at me and I knew I was in for some trouble. They were probably packing guns. Gangbangers always pack lorcins and hi-points and not quality tactical gear. I made eye contact to let them know that I am hyper aware and that they will not be getting past me should something go down. Those stupid illegal immigrant gangbangers would regret messing with me.



    Sure enough they called me a racist name. (Only white people can be racist, stupid racist illegal loving liberals!). I ignored it because I never start trouble when I am CCWing. I just waited in line for the soda machine when one of them pushed me. He wasn't strong enough to push my 345 lb frame. I told him not to touch me and took a defensive posture. I read about it on some tactical forums. Its one Navy SEALs use when going into close quarters combat. (I am not a SEAL or a veteran but I train just as hard with my CCW.) My CCW instructor approved of it and I told the illegal scumbag gangbanger that I would use force to defend myself and my family (who were not there, they don't patrol the neighborhood with me) if he should continue his attack.



    They laughed and pushed me again. I pushed back. I threw my weight into it and pushed him into some tables. His other stupid Mexican illegal immigrant friend started saying something in Spanish and he put his hand into his pocket. I reached for the Glock 22 on my right hip and drew. The illegal immigrant took his hand out of his pocket and I told him to get down on the ground. Then I told his buddies to do the same thing. I then proceeded to handcuff the one who pushed me and the bigger of the other two. I then put on some Hatch Cooltac gloves and searched them. All of the employees in the store and the customers started clapping and cheering for me.



    Bu not one to neglect my civic duty I had to keep a close eye and my Glock on the other one until my backup arrived. The responding officers came in with their guns drawn and ready to do some wet work. I laughed as once they saw me they put their guns away and I holstered mine. They proceeded to laugh once they saw I had the situation under complete control. They asked my advice on guns and we talked. I told them how I considered law enforcement at one point but I felt the job wasn't my forte. They didn't cuff me or anything and just took a statement. One of them even offered to buy me lunch and I got the number of one of the female officers who responded to the man with a gun call. When will the liberal anti-gunners learn that people like me are able to handle ourselves and act as sheepdogs for them (the sheeple)? Anyway we are going to the range and I am going to show her how to shoot. She also expressed getting her CCW permit. Luckily I have a lot of training and know a lot of people so she will probably taking a class where she will learn to think tactically.



    After about 10 minutes of questioning from the cops I was ready to hit the streets again. I continued to walk down the street and check the neighborhood out. I decided that I should probably check the local Dunkin Donuts / Baskin Robbins out. I wanted to stop and rest my tired feet but as a civic minded CCWer I would not shirk my god given responsibilities to protect the neighborhood. I went in and got myself an extra large Peanut Butter and Chocolate malt. As I waited for the raghead to make my malt I noticed one of the officers I saw at the burrito shop. He nodded at me and I sat down at the table next to him. He told me what a good job I did and how much he loved responsible CCWers. I told him that it was just the training from my CCW classes. The whole "You default to your level of training" thing. He was very impressed and said I would make a fine tac-officer (SWAT for all you non-LEO types). Then he offered to pay for my malt as the raghead guy who worked there called out my order.



    That was just one of my many forays into the streets. What made it unique was that it was my first day CCWing. Since then I have become an old hand when it comes to CCWing. I just wanted to share what my first day was like.



    Welcome to the wonderful world of CCW. Take the responsibility seriously. You are someone special who has been entrusted by your state to act as a responsible citizen should the emergency arise.

    Here is a link to the blog...


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    So what got me about this guy is that in later blogs he claims firing 2" groups with his glock at 100 yards, and at 75 yards regularly, and I swear he uses "CCW" 50 times per blog entry - I am trying to figure out if this is some guy writing a fiction blog for entertainment or some dude telling some serious tall tales.
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    Quote Originally Posted by usmc3169 View Post
    So what got me about this guy is that in later blogs he claims firing 2" groups with his glock at 100 yards, and at 75 yards regularly, and I swear he uses "CCW" 50 times per blog entry - I am trying to figure out if this is some guy writing a fiction blog for entertainment or some dude telling some serious tall tales.
    I think it's pretty funny myself.

    I find this in no way to be true, and if it was reality, that reality has been seriously influenced by consumption of illegal drugs or legal alcohol in illegal limits.

    I think someone is just poking fun at CCW in a lighthearted way.

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    This guy is an idiot. Maybe it is Gecko45.
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    Questionable Posting

    Quote Originally Posted by BikerRN View Post
    I think it's pretty funny myself.

    I find this in no way to be true, and if it was reality, that reality has been seriously influenced by consumption of illegal drugs or legal alcohol in illegal limits.

    I think someone is just poking fun at CCW in a lighthearted way.

    Biker
    I really have no idea where to start. This original message about our "friend" with a few odd ideas about CCW carry has me concerned in a number of ways.

    On one hand I sincerely hope he is only kidding about his CCW experiences. On the other hand, if he's serious (which I doubt) he will give CCW permit holders a very bad name.

    I'll echo BikerRN's concerns about his sense of reality and the affect of illegal drugs and/or alcohol on his behavior. I sincerely hope that he is making a joke about the issues he is bringing up regarding his CCW permit carry experiences. If he's serious, I in NO WAY want to be affiliated with him whatsoever! I want nothing to do with his unusual postings all the same.

    Who knows where his posting will lead next?
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    Gecko45's cousin...?
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    Gecko45

    Quote Originally Posted by SIGguy229 View Post
    Gecko45's cousin...?
    I just checked the membership list. We have no member with a user name of "Gecko45" that I can locate whatsoever. He must be confused about the user name.
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    Isn't gordo fat in Spanish?

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    He's joking. It's sarcastic...

    Note the references to huge burritos, giant malts, 300+ lbs, tactical training, and picking up female officers to teach them how to shoot.

    Actually pretty hilarious...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikachu711 View Post
    I just checked the membership list. We have no member with a user name of "Gecko45" that I can locate whatsoever. He must be confused about the user name.
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    agreed, it's a joke

    he's 345lbs
    female police officer gave him her number
    he carries 6 glocks,2 pairs of hand cuffs,falshlight,xtra magizines,2 folding knives, all on his 345lb frame

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    At 345 pounds and with all that gear, he still has room left for a few more items.
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    What's this "SEAL tactical position" he's talking about? Read about it on the internet ... his CCW instructor approved ... and he used it to disarm and frisk 6 "illegal immigrant 'banger buttheads"? Gee! Where can I get some o' that?

    Name? Gecko44, as in "Make My Day." Distant cousin to G45.

    He'd best use both hands when chowin' on the next uber-fat burrito, lest he dribble some down his front side.
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    Reads exactly like somebody intentionally trying to come across as a complete total doofuslike ignoramus and he made an excellent job of it.

    It might be a certain person that we booted off of DefensiveCarry some time ago.

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    Most entertianing post I've read in a very long time.

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