I can't stop bragging about the Wife

I can't stop bragging about the Wife

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    I can't stop bragging about the Wife

    I just keep having to brag on my Wife, mostly because she is awesome but also partly because she can still get her front snap kicks up to my chin area, and she is 7 months (or so) pregnant.

    Last night after our TKD class we were goofing around with the camera (keep it clean) and she was having someone snap her pic with this funny T-Shirt I bought her and a side kick. What impressed me is not so much that she can do a side kick at belt level, but the fact that she can hold it long enough to take a picture, while being 7 months prego.



    That my friends is why she never has to ask me to do the dishes
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    I can't read what the shirt says, Paco...but it's easy to see why you can't stop bragging! Man, she IS awesome!!!! Especially being able to do that at 7 months!

    She's like a bad-a babyhaus! Wooooo! :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I can't read what the shirt says, Paco...but it's easy to see why you can't stop bragging! Man, she IS awesome!!!! Especially being able to do that at 7 months!

    She's like a bad-a babyhaus! Wooooo! :)
    This is the shirt.
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    Okay, that's a great shirt! :)
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    Cool....great t-shirt!!

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    Here's the one I wore under my gi, then before we started sparring I took off the gi top.

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    The funny part about that is when we do point sparring I will almost always go for the 2 point kick to the head.
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    wow that is pretty amazing, i cant even get my leg up that high without hurting something.
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    Awesome. BTW, don't make her mad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PastorPack View Post
    Awesome. BTW, don't make her mad.
    No way:

    1. Red Head
    2. Can kick me in the teeth
    3. Can hit COM at 20 yards
    4. and she has been a Parrish long enough to get real mean when she needs to :-)

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    Cool shirt. Grats on the bun in the oven!
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    Just think of the new toys you can buy the kid and play with too.....
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    OK, I have to throw my 6 year old in the mix as well. I missed his last belt test so I didn't see how well he did, only that he came home with his green belt.

    I just saw a picture my Wife took of him doing his spearhands, my boy is the short one in the middle (6 years old). I have to say I'm impressed with his front stance, I have been working with him to clean it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paco View Post
    OK, I have to throw my 6 year old in the mix as well. I missed his last belt test so I didn't see how well he did, only that he came home with his green belt.

    I just saw a picture my Wife took of him doing his spearhands, my boy is the short one in the middle (6 years old). I have to say I'm impressed with his front stance, I have been working with him to clean it up.

    Nice, his form is better than the other two. Not that I know anything about TKD, his just looks better.

    p.s. BTW, congrats on the soon to be newborn. Do you know what gender it is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by highvoltage View Post
    Do you know what gender it is?
    We think we are getting a boy, no official word but since we already have 4 other kids we have seen our share of sonogram videos. This would make a boy/girl/boy/girl/boy combination.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paco View Post
    We think we are getting a boy, no official word but since we already have 4 other kids .....
    Wow, your wife looks that good after 4 kids? Congrats to her.

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