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This is a discussion on Earth and venus are going to collide within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I see a "Bi-partisan pre-apocalyptic intervention planning, analysis, and feasibility study task force" Tax in our near future......

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    I see a "Bi-partisan pre-apocalyptic intervention planning, analysis, and feasibility study task force" Tax in our near future...
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    I'm going to drink another beer and lose some more hair over this one. Does this mean my retirement benefits aren't going to pay up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by smotta View Post
    I see a "Bi-partisan pre-apocalyptic intervention planning, analysis, and feasibility study task force" Tax in our near future...
    Don't forget the "Interstellar Collision Czar"
    "Run for your life from the man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter. So long as men live together on earth and need means to deal with one another-their only substitute, if they abandon money, is the muzzle of a gun."

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinkerinWstuff View Post
    Don't forget the "Interstellar Collision Czar"
    Head of the homeland interstellar security dept.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    Maybe Obama can fix it with more spending.
    Doubt it, but I think it's fir to say he's thinking about using it as an excuse to increase his spending, increase taxes, etc....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Supertac45 View Post
    I'm going to drink another beer and lose some more hair over this one. Does this mean my retirement benefits aren't going to pay up?
    Not if you worked for Molson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    No...no worries about Obama. He only has plans for Uranus.
    Did nobody catch this, or did they think it wasnt funny? I thought it was pretty damn funny myself.

    I'm sure we'll all be living on some other planet by then, or maybe even on a large ship like in Star Wars or Wall E.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    Did nobody catch this, or did they think it wasnt funny? I thought it was pretty damn funny myself.

    I'm sure we'll all be living on some other planet by then, or maybe even on a large ship like in Star Wars or Wall E.
    I caught it and scared my co-workers when I busted out laughing.
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    Whatever it is, I'm sure it's our fault.

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    Only 3.5 Billion years????

    Darn. Just when I thought things just might get better then this comes around.

    Yes, Sixto, the Uranus thing was funny. I have actually used that on people before. Some just don't get it, the look on their face is priceless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    I'm sure we'll all be living on some other planet by then, or maybe even on a large ship like in Star Wars or Wall E.
    Will the ship look like something this?

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    That does it.........I am not mowing my yard anymore.... All part of globe warming.....
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    I don't know about you all but in 3.49999999 billion years I am going to max out my credit cards and not bother to pay them off!
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    And you thought the song "Party like it is 1999" was a big hit on the record charts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HITCH KING View Post
    And you thought the song "Party like it is 1999" was a big hit on the record charts.

    So......are you saying, "let the party begin?"

    I'm just saying.......
    "A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"

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