Subject says it all. Neighbor is nice. Got a little dog for his little girl. Everyone works. Little dog barks all day. No really. Like, all day. Did I mention all day? You'd think it would get hoarse. No chance. A squeaky bark - all day, all the time, nonstop. Like, all day.
Being a man of the cloth, it would be in bad taste for me to blow that little fur-ball back to his Maker. It would also be in bad taste to offer a reward for the dog's demise. However, if I left a Lou Alessi IWB snubby holster by the front door the day of the dog's demise, that would just be a coincidence.