A little Southern Humor

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    A little Southern Humor

    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,Oklahoma, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
    terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.



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    I got on the secure computer at work and found a picture of one of their A Teams. Redneck Special Forces Operational Detatchment - Cooter Brown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4my son
    We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
    Lets make sure of that by announcing a "Free Kegger/Pig Roast hosted by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders will be held for all returning Vets as soon as the war is over"...
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