A little Southern Humor
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March 16th, 2006 02:19 PM
A little Southern Humor
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,Oklahoma, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Where do I sign up.
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
March 16th, 2006 03:00 PM
Yeeeeehaw, Boy Howdy. We's Goin Huntin. I Hope Ay Got Dem Skinny Uns Over Dar'. I Hears Ay're Reeel Tuff To Hit.
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March 16th, 2006 03:08 PM
I got on the secure computer at work and found a picture of one of their A Teams. Redneck Special Forces Operational Detatchment - Cooter Brown.
"Speed is fine, but accuracy is final." - Bill Jordan
March 16th, 2006 03:13 PM
Lets make sure of that by announcing a "Free Kegger/Pig Roast hosted by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders will be held for all returning Vets as soon as the war is over"...
Originally Posted by 4my son
"I surrounded 'em"- Alvin York
"They're ain't many troubles that a man can't fix with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six"- Jeff Cooper
March 16th, 2006 05:06 PM
LOL, cheerleaders, SIGN ME UP!!!
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