Is Chicago really BAD

Is Chicago really BAD

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    Is Chicago really BAD

    Subject: Living the good life in Detroit




    On a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit ....

    Jack is sitting on the plane when a guy takes the seat beside him. The guy is an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Jack asked.

    "I've been transferred to Detroit , there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate."

    Jack replies, "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."

    The guy relaxes and stops shaking and says, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"


    "Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."

    Maybe California isn't so bad after all!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiftyjuan View Post
    "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."

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    That was great.
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    That was funny!! However, Chicago has nothing to do with Detroit!! Different state altogether!
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    Too Funny.

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