Chuck Norris, BEWARE!

Chuck Norris, BEWARE!

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    Chuck Norris, BEWARE!

    Yes, I am part of the universal hero-worship of Chuck, but clearly he needs to watch his back, because THESE GUYS could definitely give him a run for his money!

    Just kidding. Check out the Worst Fight Scene EVER! YouTube - Best fight scene of all time

    Keep watching. Their witty one-liners at the end make it oh so worth it.

    What's with all the eyeball hatred? And why hasn't Mystery Science Theatre done this movie yet?
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    When the guy starts licking the blade its time to
    pull out the P3AT

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    I don't know what to say..........it look so real.......... I loved the way at about 1:38 into it the good guy caught the BG arm down to low and had to slide it up to his wrist.......made me smile
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    That was great!
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    Why did they use the same sound effects for both
    the punches and kicks?

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    That's Cynthia Rothrock, who is for real 'Chuck Norris'.

    Cynthia Rothrock - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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    I've always thought Cynthia Rothrock was way awesome, but those other two clowns -- yikes! It's like a BAD Van Damme rip-off. And there's not exactly any GOOD Van Damme out there to begin with! :)
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    I always thought Cynthia Rothrock was a bad actor, but then again Chuck wasn't so hot when it came to his lines either, nor was Van Damme, Stallone, or Schwarzenegger.

    I think I see a pattern here....
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    That was the most super awesome fight scene ever. Remember if you ever need to disarm anyone do it with a limp towel. I carry one everywhere I go. Works every time.
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    Well I guess the bad guy didn't (get off the hook) did he?


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    Quote Originally Posted by chains1240 View Post
    That was the most super awesome fight scene ever. Remember if you ever need to disarm anyone do it with a limp towel. I carry one everywhere I go. Works every time.
    I find it works better when you roll up a Qball in it via Steven Seagal.

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    Blood Sport is the best Van Damme movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by chains1240 View Post
    Remember if you ever need to disarm anyone do it with a limp towel. I carry one everywhere I go. Works every time.
    I always carry a towel, because as everyone knows: "any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with."

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    Quote Originally Posted by hk boy View Post
    Blood Sport is the best Van Damme movie
    Totally!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Yikes! It's like a BAD Van Damme rip-off. And there's not exactly any GOOD Van Damme out there to begin with! :)
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