Dumbest Reporter/Story EVER!!

Dumbest Reporter/Story EVER!!

This is a discussion on Dumbest Reporter/Story EVER!! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I can't believe he did the story, and I can't believe they aired it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALGQB...eature=related...

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    Dumbest Reporter/Story EVER!!

    I can't believe he did the story, and I can't believe they aired it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALGQB...eature=related
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    Transcript for those of use without sound cards that work please?
    I know not what this "overkill" means.

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    WTH?

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    slow news day. Maybe his boss is a jackass and made him report on this. So in retaliation, he made a piece to mock everyone in the story, but made it serious enough that he wouldn't get fired. End result: a funny youtube video.

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    May I please have my click returned for a prompt and full refund?

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    rofl! Here, TerriLi:

    "Tina was too stunned to get a picture, but this is what the Black Bear probably looked like..."

    *insert still photo of fake cardboard bear in the lady's backyard*

    "...except real."
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    "This recreation identifies how witnesses say the bear escaped into the woods."

    *insert shot of intern grabbing cardboard bear silhouette and making it "run" away*

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    ..."naturalist explains that Black bears can be on the ground..."

    *shot of cardboard bear leaning up against a tree*

    ..."or can be in trees."

    *intern grabs silhouette and makes it "climb" up a tree*

    And then they mention that the naturalist (who is sitting with the cardboard "bear") has never actually SEEN a bear, but has "come close" since she's found bear poop.
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    The guy in the bunny suit? "I'm good. I'm uh, faster than a bear."
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    TerriLi, get your sound card fixed!
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    This story proves conclusively that bears do poo in the woods.

    I'm thinking Pulitzer here.
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    .....Someone certainly was having a bad news day. Sorta like a bad hair day, but this one is broadcast.
    I know not what this "overkill" means.

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    I found the "recreations" of how the bear would move and scale a tree rather entertaining. lol.
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    I have to go scat!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnyBunny View Post
    This story proves conclusively that bears do poo in the woods.
    ...it's "scat", let's remember all that we learned from this story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnyBunny View Post
    This story proves conclusively that bears do poo in the woods.

    I'm thinking Pulitzer here.
    Don't you mean Poo litzer!
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    ROFL!

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    Did that really get aired? That man deserves a raise.
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