This is a discussion on Billy mays: Dead @50 within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by highvoltage I haven't heard one person yet say they liked that style of salesmanship. I wonder who bought his stuff? Is there ...
Believe it or not Billy Mays was responsible for me breaking up
with my last girlfriend.
I was walking through WalMart and saw a shelf full of Kaboom!!!
and because the Ding King I bought did not work so well,
when I saw the KaBoom I got to thinking I would like to hit
Billy with the DingKing and scream "KaBoom".
That got me to laughing and my girlfriend though I was laughing at
her and got mad at me .
One thing lead to another and "KaBoom" , No more Girlfriend
Last edited by ASSA9; June 29th, 2009 at 05:12 PM.
Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."
Billy is the saddest of the 4 for me. Michael Jackson...REALLY? who didn't see that coming? I thought Billy's "Pitchmen" show was pretty funny usually.
"In God we trust, as for the rest of you... keep your hands where I can see them" - Unknown
you got to call within the next 20 minutes...I can't do this all night.
IMO, his death is the real tragedy. I consider him more an icon than MJ. MJ ruined his icon status.
Not Dead at 50! Not Dead at 49.95! Not Dead at 39.95! Call within the next 10 minutes and...
Don't frisk me, I am the weapon.
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