Another church tactical scenario
A friend of mine came into work this morning with 2 black eyes.
I asked him what happened and he said a lady punched him in both eyes at church.
I asked him why and he said that the lady in the pew in front of him had a major, dress eating wedgie and he pulled it out, then she turned around and punched him in the eye.
When I asked him how he got the other black eye, he said after she punched him he put the dress back the way he found it.
How would you have handled such a scenario?