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    Another church tactical scenario

    A friend of mine came into work this morning with 2 black eyes.

    I asked him what happened and he said a lady punched him in both eyes at church.

    I asked him why and he said that the lady in the pew in front of him had a major, dress eating wedgie and he pulled it out, then she turned around and punched him in the eye.

    When I asked him how he got the other black eye, he said after she punched him he put the dress back the way he found it.

    How would you have handled such a scenario?

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    Yep - always leave things as you find 'em
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    Handled? I think that may be the operative word here. But this is a joke, right????

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    Ahhhh...There's just some scenarios I won't "touch".....
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    Tell him to lay off the crack....................
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    "Excuse me, ma'am, but it looks like your rear/bottom/backside is hungry 'cause it's apparently trying to eat your dress!"
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    puke and look away, gross!

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    Ahhhh, the Mario joke. A classic!

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    try not to laugh in the middle of a other wise quiet sermon.
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    I was told this as a true story. A deacon had a bad habit of dosing off in church. One Sunday the pastor was making an announcement and realized he didn't have a time for the event. He called on the deacon, who was already asleep, his wife punched him and he stood up and prayed the benediction. That'd be embarassing.

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