Another church tactical scenario
This is a discussion on Another church tactical scenario within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A friend of mine came into work this morning with 2 black eyes.
I asked him what happened and he said a lady punched him ...
March 20th, 2006 01:16 PM
March 20th, 2006 03:43 PM
Yep - always leave things as you find 'em
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March 20th, 2006 03:56 PM
Handled? I think that may be the operative word here. But this is a joke, right????
March 20th, 2006 04:47 PM
Ahhhh...There's just some scenarios I won't "touch".....
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
March 20th, 2006 08:03 PM
Tell him to lay off the crack....................
"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." Thomas Jefferson
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April 9th, 2006 12:04 AM
"Excuse me, ma'am, but it looks like your rear/bottom/backside is hungry 'cause it's apparently trying to eat your dress!"
It's not about the caliber you carry, it's about how you USE it.
1988 DIE HARD 2008
April 9th, 2006 05:26 AM
puke and look away, gross!
April 9th, 2006 08:58 AM
Ahhhh, the Mario joke. A classic!
April 11th, 2006 02:28 AM
try not to laugh in the middle of a other wise quiet sermon.
"In those days, there was a lot more respect for other people and it showed in peoples values.... Today the word value means nothing more than something you get on the $1 menu at McDonald's." -BARK'N
April 11th, 2006 10:31 AM
I was told this as a true story. A deacon had a bad habit of dosing off in church. One Sunday the pastor was making an announcement and realized he didn't have a time for the event. He called on the deacon, who was already asleep, his wife punched him and he stood up and prayed the benediction. That'd be embarassing.
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