Another carrying in a doctor's office tale

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    Another carrying in a doctor's office tale

    A lady friend of mine was having a scary medical issue, so she asked me to accompany her to the doctor’s office for moral support. Of course I was carrying.

    After the exam, we went over to the x-ray section to make a mammogram appointment. The girl making the appointment asked if she had implants. No, was the response. Raising my curiosity, I inquired as to how many times she got a yes response.

    “Oh about 5% say yes.”

    I then asked if Britney Spears had ever had a mammogram here and if she knew how she answered that question.

    “Nope, haven’t seen Britney here”.

    Then my lady friend asked me if I knew if Paris Hilton ever had implants.

    “I wouldn’t know,” I said.

    “Well haven’t you ever notice how big her…”

    “No, never”

    The appointment setter just smiled at me.

    What does that have to do with carrying in a doctor’s office? Uh, er, I lost my train of thought.
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    I get derailed all the time, EMP...
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    I fully understand, it is a fascinating topic.

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