July 1st, 2009 12:56 AM
Another carrying in a doctor's office tale
A lady friend of mine was having a scary medical issue, so she asked me to accompany her to the doctor’s office for moral support. Of course I was carrying.
After the exam, we went over to the x-ray section to make a mammogram appointment. The girl making the appointment asked if she had implants. No, was the response. Raising my curiosity, I inquired as to how many times she got a yes response.
“Oh about 5% say yes.”
I then asked if Britney Spears had ever had a mammogram here and if she knew how she answered that question.
“Nope, haven’t seen Britney here”.
Then my lady friend asked me if I knew if Paris Hilton ever had implants.
“I wouldn’t know,” I said.
“Well haven’t you ever notice how big her…”
The appointment setter just smiled at me.
What does that have to do with carrying in a doctor’s office? Uh, er, I lost my train of thought.
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
July 1st, 2009 01:25 AM
I get derailed all the time, EMP...
"Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"
July 1st, 2009 02:33 AM
I fully understand, it is a fascinating topic.
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