A lady friend of mine was having a scary medical issue, so she asked me to accompany her to the doctor’s office for moral support. Of course I was carrying.
After the exam, we went over to the x-ray section to make a mammogram appointment. The girl making the appointment asked if she had implants. No, was the response. Raising my curiosity, I inquired as to how many times she got a yes response.
“Oh about 5% say yes.”
I then asked if Britney Spears had ever had a mammogram here and if she knew how she answered that question.
“Nope, haven’t seen Britney here”.
Then my lady friend asked me if I knew if Paris Hilton ever had implants.
“I wouldn’t know,” I said.
“Well haven’t you ever notice how big her…”
The appointment setter just smiled at me.
What does that have to do with carrying in a doctor’s office? Uh, er, I lost my train of thought.