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    She was really having a COW man.
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    The womean is a rude and unpleasant idiot. On the other hand, cows on a highway is a serious situation requiring an immidiate response. Cows are unpredictable, able to move a lot faster than you think, and heavy enough to make for a fatal collision.
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    She's married to someone?

    That's a 911 call right there...
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    Back when I was an LEO we had 3 cows escape from a veterinarian on the edge of town,after that call I discovered that I really hate cows unless they are medium rare.I really wanted to see what my 357 would do to stop one but I kinda liked being employed
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    I really wanted to see what my 357 would do to stop one but I kinda liked being employed


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    Can anyone say "Mad Cow Disease?"
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    The operator was upset about the language? Sheesh.

    The best cow magnet around is a pair of white plastic buckets. Bang them together and all the livestock in the area come running to see what's to eat. Better if you have something in them, of course.

    A guy that raised buffalo says it works with them, too.

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    I must say her use of foul language won't get anyone anywhere, no matter how frustrated the situation is, being polite to those just doing their jobs is always a better policy. Glad I'm not married to her though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillep Harding View Post
    The operator was upset about the language? Sheesh.
    Only one person was upset, and it wasn't the operator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillep Harding View Post
    The operator was upset about the language? Sheesh.

    The best cow magnet around is a pair of white plastic buckets. Bang them together and all the livestock in the area come running to see what's to eat. Better if you have something in them, of course.

    A guy that raised buffalo says it works with them, too.
    This or throw a few bails of hay in back of your pickup and they'll come running. Even if the cows are knee deep in grass they'll usually follow food or thoughts thereof.
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    I feel sorry for the cows.
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    I feel sorry for the lady who was trying to prevent a fatal highway accident. I love how people who are not at the scene are able to determine that there is no emergency. She was stupid for using potty language but when I call 911 I expect to be taken seriously. A cow or cows loose on a highway could very darn well be an emergency situation, even a fatal situation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    I feel sorry for the lady who was trying to prevent a fatal highway accident. I love how people who are not at the scene are able to determine that there is no emergency. She was stupid for using potty language but when I call 911 I expect to be taken seriously. A cow or cows loose on a highway could very darn well be an emergency situation, even a fatal situation.
    Yep that was the problem we had chasing the cows from the trailer court across the road and back ,until my partner borrowed a rope,he lassoed a cow and next thing I saw was him sliding around the corner of a trailer with his heels dug in and me trying to grab the end of the rope,I wasn't quick enough and I found him in the next yard face down
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    Quote Originally Posted by PastorPack View Post
    Can anyone say "Mad Cow Disease?"
    Do you know why they call it PMS?















    Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!!!
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