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    Only in Florida...

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    They just want to feed the gators, what's wrong with that?

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    Ya think them thar gators can read?
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    I have to deal with the spandex crowd pedaling as they want wherever they want when I go to the range. I like the sign.
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    They really need to liberalize the gator hunting down there. There are just way too many gators these days.
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    It's as if they know.....
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    Yeah! Right!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sgtD View Post
    They really need to liberalize the gator hunting down there. There are just way too many gators these days.
    No, just need a gator re-location program.
    Put 'em closer to where the tourists are...and the relocated Yankees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miklcolt45 View Post
    No, just need a gator re-location program.
    Put 'em closer to where the tourists are...and the relocated Yankees.
    My thoughts, exactly !!!
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    Lol. Thats funny.

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    Won't Peta protest when the spandex plugs the gators up
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    Quote Originally Posted by miklcolt45 View Post
    No, just need a gator re-location program.
    Put 'em closer to where the tourists are...and the relocated Yankees.
    Careful, I resemble that remark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    Careful, I resemble that remark.

    (Let a man change his avatar and he gets all 'huffy puffy'.)
    Sometimes the truth hurts.

    Remember, Yankees with guns bring back bad memories of the War of Northern Aggression, and the result of having to tolerate carpetbaggers.

    And, let's not forget the REAL reason why the South seceded in the first place-STATES' RIGHTS (as opposed to the claptrap told in modern 'history' textbooks).

    Not that that rings any bells.
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    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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