That's a riot!
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde; Beware the anger of a patient man.
Why Waltz when you can Rock-N-Roll
Bwhahaha - best blond one for ages -
Chris - P95
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is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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That's a classic!!
EOD - Initial success or total failure
Mighty Doggone Funny.
I just E~Mailed it to my Bro.
seen that many times and still funny
Didn't see it coming!
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
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.....hmmm....I once dated a blonde LEO....I wonder if she'd see the humor in that joke....probably not but I did!
USAF: Loving Our Obscene Amenities Since 1947
A BLONDE DECIDED SHE NEEDED SOMETHING NEW AND DIFFERENT FOR A WINTER HOBBY.
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then
turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,...............Let's
put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
"The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century