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    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

    The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

    The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

    The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

    "Here it is," she said.

    The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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    That's a riot!

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    LMAO!! Priceless!!
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    Bwhahaha - best blond one for ages -
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    That's a classic!!
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    seen that many times and still funny

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    Didn't see it coming!

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    .....hmmm....I once dated a blonde LEO....I wonder if she'd see the humor in that joke....probably not but I did!

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    Wink You asked for it

    A BLONDE DECIDED SHE NEEDED SOMETHING NEW AND DIFFERENT FOR A WINTER HOBBY.
    A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.
    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
    started."

    Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the
    table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then
    turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
    to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

    He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
    cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,...............Let's
    put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
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