Moonshine Joke

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    Moonshine Joke

    A man was walking down the street in a small Tennessee mountain town, when he sees another man walking toward him carrying a jug of moonshine and a shotgun.

    Since this made him a little wary he decided to cross the street. To his dismay, the shotgun toting man crossed the street also. He then crossed again, but the other man crossed also.

    Finally the shotgun toting man walked up to him, extending the jug and said

    "Here take a swig."

    He then replied "No Thanks".

    Then the other man raised the shotgun and pointed it right at him.

    "TAKE A SWIG !"

    He then said "alright, alright...take it easy!"

    He then took a big swig, almost coughing it up and gagged:

    "Holy.... thats some nasty stuff!".

    Then the man handed him the shotgun and said

    "Here, now you hold the shotgun on me while I take a swig"

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    I don't get it.
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    Its soo bad tasting that one can only drink it while under the gun!

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    I don't either...maybe because moonshine is illegal in TN?
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    I got it.....funny.

    The stuff was so nasty that you'd only drink it at gunpoint.

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    Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
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    I had originally said "It must be an Alabama joke, I don't get it" but I took the first part out. Now that the guy from Alabama told the joke and the guy from TN said it was funny, I think I can stand by my original statement

    I have never tried it, but would be willing to if I can ever find any. I'll give almost anything a shot, once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paco View Post
    I had originally said "It must be an Alabama joke, I don't get it" but I took the first part out. Now that the guy from Alabama told the joke and the guy from TN said it was funny, I think I can stand by my original statement

    I have never tried it, but would be willing to if I can ever find any. I'll give almost anything a shot, once.
    I'm not admitting guilt nor condoning the act, but when done right... that good ole boys stuff is mighty fine .

    Kentucky and Tennessee may claim the best rotgut, but I'll be d@mn3d if the finest isn't from Orange Co, VA
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNUT View Post
    I got it.....funny.

    The stuff was so nasty that you'd only drink it at gunpoint.
    Someone is going to have to hold a gun on me to make me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenHorn View Post
    Its soo bad tasting that one can only drink it while under the gun!
    Oh, now I get it. Must be my lousy Yankee sense of humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by packinnova View Post
    I'm not admitting guilt nor condoning the act, but when done right... that good ole boys stuff is mighty fine .

    Kentucky and Tennessee may claim the best rotgut, but I'll be d@mn3d if the finest isn't from Orange Co, VA
    ill admit it, moonshine is GREAT.i love that stuff. and kentucky has some VERY good quality stuff if you know where to look

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    I thought it was funny but, my sense of humor is modestly warped.

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    Some relief:

    Ma sends daughter off to college, daughter comes home to visit after 1 semester and tells her ma she has some news...goes like this: "hey ma I got some news, I ain't a virgin no more" Ma says: "all this money I'm spending to send your ass to college and you still say ain't"

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