This is a discussion on Murphy's law may apply within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Rule Number 5...
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
for about the hundredth time.
When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.