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For Patti, Bunny and everyone else out there!

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    I figured I would get a last one in before I'm to deep in mud to have a lighter that works.


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    I read somewhere that this is fake...take with a grain of salt
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    I call that the basics.

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    Isn't that the way it is in all our homes. Like I was telling June when I arrived home from the office she's a great wife & mother. The way she takes care of the "Beaver" & Wally, our two sons, my lovely wife is to be admired, respected and loved!

    Wooooooe! I think I having a flashback of some old time television show! LOL
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    I always thought that how things should/need/MUST be!Wait till I get home and set things right!
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    You mean ya'lls wife don't act like that...
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    And people wonder why the feminism movement got started.

    I'm sure that was a stereotype, but I remember reading about mid-50's advice columns that basically said those very things. It's not all that fake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    I always thought that how things should/need/MUST be!Wait till I get home and set things right!
    It was nice knowing you.










    P.S. Can I have your guns?

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    Yer dang skippy! Little woman has the plate on the table at 6pm, ever' night. Knows her place, she does.

    'Course, I know to keep my voice down when I'm sayin' it. I mean, I'm no man's fool. It's my castle, after all. Dang skippy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Kustom View Post
    It was nice knowing you.










    P.S. Can I have your guns?
    PureCustom,I still have my gun...just have to keep it holstered for a few weeks (ahem,if you get my drift!)
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    Why do brides wear white?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GWRedDragon View Post
    I read somewhere that this is fake...take with a grain of salt
    More than likely:

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    Ah, the good ol' days!

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    And then our women learned how to shoot...
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