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This is a discussion on For Patti, Bunny and everyone else out there! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by JohnK87 Why do brides wear white? So the dishwasher matches the stove and fridge. Why are womens feet smaller than mens? It's ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnK87 View Post
    Why do brides wear white?

    So the dishwasher matches the stove and fridge.

    Why are womens feet smaller than mens?

    It's an adaptation to let them stand closer to the sink.
    one more...

    how do you set a woman's watch?
    you don't...the clock is on the stove


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    I have a friend that plays acoustic guitar in little bars and clubs... he does some interesting tunes, but one of my favorites is this little ditty...



    Put another log on the fire
    Cook me up some bacon and some beans
    And go out to the car and jack it up and change the tire
    Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans
    Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe
    And then go fetch my slippers
    And boil me up another pot of tea
    Then put another log on the fire
    And come and tell me why you're leaving me

    Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
    Don't I warn you when you're gettin' fat?
    Ain't I gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
    Well, a man can't love a woman more than that
    Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
    Don't I take her driving every night?
    So, sit here at my feet 'cuz I like you when you're sweet
    And you know it ain't feminine to fight

    So, put another log on the fire
    Cook me up some bacon and some beans
    Go out to the car and jack it up and change the tire
    Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans
    Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe
    And then go fetch my slippers
    And boil me up another pot of tea
    Then put another log on the fire, babe
    And come and tell me why you're leaving me



    :: EDIT :: Just found it on YouTube...

    Put Another Log On The Fire - Tompall Glaser
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    My buddy Rocky also does this little jingle from a TV commercial...


    I Just Got Wings
    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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    Hah ha hahahaha! Oh I am so going to show this to my woman... I'll probably get a slap in the head for laughing at it but it's so worth it!
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    This is a great thread, some hilarious stuff ..wee-hoo !


    That Ward Cleaver sure knew how to get some "act right" out of June, and the Beaver.

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    Tripwire!
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    last time I showed something like that to my wife she got mad and I did not see her for three days.
    THen the swelling around my eyes went down and I could see again.
    We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmoore View Post
    last time I showed something like that to my wife she got mad and I did not see her for three days.
    THen the swelling around my eyes went down and I could see again.
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    after doin some "cypherin"...this is what I came up with

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    *yawn*

    Seen it already, GunnyBunny.

    I'd make some smartalek comment about challenging you at the range or something, or let's go out OCing together sometime and talk about your -- oh wait, you can't carry AT ALL in your country, can you? Oops! My bad.

    Poor GunnyBunny :P

    j/k. We'll see you next year at the NRA convention. I'm sure it will be a hoot! Especially with Mrs. GunnyBunny along to tell us how it REALLY is over in your bunny nest :)

    And just FYI, people make fun of me all the time for my supposedly anti-women's-lib agenda in our home. Mr. Bunny and I have a deal. He pays the mortgage, I do all the housework. He buys all the groceries, I cook them. Etc. It works perfectly for us, I haven't had a "real job" in ages. He gets dinner on the table and a clean house, well-behaved child, etc. Surprisingly, we're both pretty happy in the marriage. He seems to think he got a pretty good deal out of it, but I think I definitely got the better deal. No 9-5, no rush hour traffic, no daily job stress. I love to cook anyhow, and it's pretty easy for me around here. Plenty of time to go to the range and work with the dogs, got a husband who feels like he's worshipped and that keeps him happy, and a kid who's got mom home 24/7 to keep him out of trouble and a proper gentleman.

    They had a LOT of it right back then. But I know I'll catch heck for saying that now. So fire away...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patti View Post
    Really!

    I could have sworn you were born in the Neanderthal era.
    Don't be silly, Patti. Neaderthals had brains large enough to know better than to post that stuff on here! Let's not insult the cavemen :)

    Quote Originally Posted by DrLewall View Post
    after doin some "cypherin"...this is what I came up with

    Ah, your math is off. The 1st equation should be:
    Women = Time + Money

    not "Time x Money"

    It's okay though, you just rest your little brain, sugar. Let us gals handle the hard stuff like math.
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    Ouch.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Don't be silly, Patti. Neaderthals had brains large enough to know better than to post that stuff on here! Let's not insult the cavemen :)



    Ah, your math is off. The 1st equation should be:
    Women = Time + Money

    not "Time x Money"

    It's okay though, you just rest your little brain, sugar. Let us gals handle the hard stuff like math.
    Actually, his math is correct. The Boolean operator for AND is * or multiplication. The Boolean operator for OR is + or addition. Your equation would yield Women = Time OR Money, which is incorrect.

    Therefore, Women = Time and Money is correctly stated as:
    Women = Time * Money (or Time X Money). This leaves the rest of the equations correctly stated.
    Last edited by highvoltage; July 12th, 2009 at 12:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post

    It's okay though, you just rest your little brain, sugar. Let us gals handle the hard stuff like math.
    And the morel of this story is-------
    Don't mess with Bunnys.
    Don't mess with Bunnys.
    Don't mess with Bunnys.

    And for those of you that can't do math, thats three s to the head.
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    Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

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