This is a discussion on A couple of Jokes within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend. To be honest, I should have seen the signs. This country loves guns so ...
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
This country loves guns so much , we even have a salad shooter.
What's the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker ?
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a new BMW.
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
What does the Pope use to dry his hands?
An older gentleman in a retirement home was found to be very sad by one of the attendants. She asked what was wrong with him. He told her his dingdong had died. She giggled a little and told him she was sorry about his loss.
The next morning she saw him walking down the hall to breakfast with his dingdong hanging out. She rushed over and told him he couldn't walk around like that, plus she thought he said his dingdong was dead anyway. he told her it was dead, as he said before it died yesterday.....Today was the viewing.