A couple of Jokes

A couple of Jokes

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    A couple of Jokes

    My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.


    This country loves guns so much , we even have a salad shooter.


    What's the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker ?
    The pigeon can still make a deposit on a new BMW.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PNUT View Post
    My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
    My Sister is deaf and I grew up around deaf people, that was just too funny!
    "Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt

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    An older gentleman in a retirement home was found to be very sad by one of the attendants. She asked what was wrong with him. He told her his dingdong had died. She giggled a little and told him she was sorry about his loss.

    The next morning she saw him walking down the hall to breakfast with his dingdong hanging out. She rushed over and told him he couldn't walk around like that, plus she thought he said his dingdong was dead anyway. he told her it was dead, as he said before it died yesterday.....Today was the viewing.

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