This is a discussion on Inner Peace within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Inner peace I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in ...
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!
Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.
Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
"I'm not fluent in the language of violence, but I know enough to get around in places where it's spoken."
classic, very funny...you make this up or copy from somewhere?
I'm just one root in a grassroots organization. No one should assume that I speak for the VCDL.
I am neither an attorney-at-law nor I do play one on television or on the internet. No one should assumes my opinion is legal advice.
Veni, Vidi, Velcro
Tht juz friggin awzum, it rally wurkx wl!
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
Hmmm... I think now that you mention it I have to go finish some things!
EOD - Initial success or total failure
Sounds like you had tee many martunis
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
Don't frisk me, I am the weapon.
Sig Sauer P239 DAK (9mm)
NRA Member & Pistol Instructor
Hmm...excuse me while I go look for unfinished....
"Don't Tread on Me"
Im still at work, I wish I felt like that now
Never argue with idiots - they'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.