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    Inner Peace

    Inner peace

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!


    Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.


    So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning,



    I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.





    Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
    Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy. Winston Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patti View Post
    Inner peace

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!


    Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.


    So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning,



    I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.





    Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

    But did you finish the laundry, dusting, and vacuuming??
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnyBunny View Post
    But did you finish the laundry, dusting, and vacuuming??
    Now there you go again, talking about that four letter word:

    W. O. R. K.
    Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy. Winston Churchill

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    ROFL......that was a good one !!

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    classic, very funny...you make this up or copy from somewhere?

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    Good one

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    Tht juz friggin awzum, it rally wurkx wl!
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    Hmmm... I think now that you mention it I have to go finish some things!

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    Sounds like you had tee many martunis
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    lol!
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    Hmm...excuse me while I go look for unfinished....
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    Im still at work, I wish I felt like that now
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