Blonde Ran Over A Mattress

This is a discussion on Blonde Ran Over A Mattress within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by HotGuns How would you like to be the one that got nominated to get that crap off? get the cutting torch or ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotGuns View Post
    How would you like to be the one that got nominated to get that crap off?
    get the cutting torch or a sawzall.

    It looks like some of the wire held the U-Joint together in that drive shaft.

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    I heard the rest of the story, The blond's boyfriend told to to hurry home so they could hit the bed. They still haven't found him...........

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    We need a picture of the blonde to verify this story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shooterX View Post
    I thought this was a joke until I saw the photos, man what an idiot!
    haha same here

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    WOW... she must have been on her cell phone.

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    OK, told the boss about this and he started laughing at his own story as well. About a month ago his MIL (blonde as well) was following a car too close and the car swerved around a (yep!) a mattress. She tried to straddle it and when she went over it, she high centered her car on the mattress. Her car slowly came to a stop and she called AAA. They had to lift her car up with those wheel dollies (like a repo guy) to get the mattress out from under her car.

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