Blonde Ran Over A Mattress

Blonde Ran Over A Mattress

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    Blonde Ran Over A Mattress

    This Blonde Ran Over A Mattress On The Highway
    And Decided Not To Worry And Kept Driving.

    The Ensuing Jumble Finally Whipped Around Enough to
    Tear A Hole In The Fuel Tank.

    The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
    Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees.

    She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
    With A 60-Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped
    Around Her Drive shaft.

    She Had It Towed To Her Dealership And Complained
    That The Vehicle Had A "Sort Of Shimmy"
    When She Was Driving At High Speeds.


    Below Are The Photo's Of What They
    Found At Her Dealership....................

    The Last Photo Is By Far The Best.

    "Sort Of A Shimmy" I'll Bet It Did !






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    Must have been Patti , Bunny is a brunette...................
    LOL.

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    Lol PNut,

    I can see you and GunnyBunny getting your arse's kicked by Paco's wife in the near future.
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    I thought this was a joke until I saw the photos, man what an idiot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shooterX View Post
    ... man what an idiot!
    Might well have been.

    Those photos are brutal.
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    blondes

    That is funny, My wife once went to the tire store to get some new tires on the pickup. She came home and proudly had me go look at the new tires. I went outside, looked at the tires and then came back in and exclaimed "what did you do:" She stated " What do you mean". I told her she must have gotten the tires at Wally world, due to the fact that she now had right handed tires mounted on the left side of the Pickup. She stated " Really!" She called Wally World where she rally did buy the tires and started to rip on them about there error. I am rolling on floor laughing when she see's me and immediatly hangs up the phone, Madder than a Wet Hen. I didnt get no lovin for several days

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    How would you like to be the one that got nominated to get that crap off?
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    someone should not be allowed to drive anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by jca1 View Post
    someone should not be allowed to drive anymore
    Some people should not be allowed to walk without a responsible person with them
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    I wonder if shes got a Concealed Permit
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    I'll confess. That could have been me.

    Many, many years ago I was driving on the interstate when suddenly an obstacle appeared directly in my lane. It didn't seem too tall so I chose to straddle it. As I got closer it was evident it was a sleeping bag. I thought nothing of it until I exited the interstate and while in traffic the driver of the next car was gesticulating wildly. I rolled down the window (that is how long ago this was, when rolling down the window was descriptive of the action.) He said my car was on fire. I pulled to the side of the road, exited the vehicle and looked. Yikes! The ENTIRE underside of the car had flames everywhere.

    I was parked in a poor section of town near a small wooden house. The owner came out, looked at my car, looked at his house and then promptly got his garden hose. He turned on the water, OPENED MY CAR DOOR and starting flooding the interior of the car.

    A few minutes later the fire department arrived and put the car out.

    After weeks of repairs, the electrical system was completely burned out and the interior ruined, that 1971 Chevy Impala was back on the road again.

    No, I am not a blonde.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotGuns View Post
    How would you like to be the one that got nominated to get that crap off?
    When I was in Iraq one of our guys ran over some old barbed wire and C-Wire one night and ended up wrapping it all around the rear axle and cutting the brake lines in the back. Seeing that I had NOTHING better to do I spent the next three hours cutting it all free.

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    Seeing that was a real first for me. Unreal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by puckerstring View Post
    That is funny, My wife once went to the tire store to get some new tires on the pickup. She came home and proudly had me go look at the new tires. I went outside, looked at the tires and then came back in and exclaimed "what did you do:" She stated " What do you mean". I told her she must have gotten the tires at Wally world, due to the fact that she now had right handed tires mounted on the left side of the Pickup. She stated " Really!" She called Wally World where she rally did buy the tires and started to rip on them about there error. I am rolling on floor laughing when she see's me and immediatly hangs up the phone, Madder than a Wet Hen. I didnt get no lovin for several days
    I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!!!
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