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    Smile T-Shirt Slogans

    1. (Around a picture of dandelions): I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won.

    2. So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me!

    3. I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.

    4. God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends.

    5. If They Don't Have Chocolate in Heaven, I Ain't Going.

    6. At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All.

    7. My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.

    8. I Just Do What the Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do.

    9. (Picture of an open Bible on the front of the shirt, this on the back): When All Else Fails, Read the Directions.

    10. (Worn by a pregnant woman): A Man Did This to Me.

    11. (Spotted at a gay pride parade): My Son Just Came Out of the Closet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.

    12. Thirteenth Amendment: Thou Shalt Not Whine.

    13. (Spotted on Cape Cod by several readers): If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?

    14. Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount.

    15. Remain.com

    16. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.

    17. No, It Doesn't Hurt (aboard a "well-tattooed gentleman")

    18. If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off (spotted on a passing motorcyclist).

    19. I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now.

    20. If I Had Known Being a Grandparent Was So Much Fun, I Would Have Done It First!

    21. (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota): My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor!

    22. I Speak Fluent Patriarchy, but It's Not My Mother Tongue.

    23. Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping.

    24. What If the Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?

    25. I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a
    Vegetarian.

    26. (On the front): Yale Is Just One Big Party (On the back): With a $25,000 Cover Charge.

    27. Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich.

    28. Liberal Arts Major...Will Think for Food.

    29. Growing Old Is Inevitable; Growing Up Is Optional.

    30. Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen.

    31. IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be.

    32. Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.

    33. If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen.

    34. First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, Closed.

    35. The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never in Doubt.

    36. In Dog Years, I'm Dead.

    37. Love May Be Blind, but Marriage Is a Real Eye-Opener.

    38. If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You.

    39. The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No
    Lifeguard.

    40. Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade.

    41. It's Hard to Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything.

    42. Dinner Is Ready When the Smoke Alarm Goes Off.

    43. Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.

    44. I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes.

    45. Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well!

    46. A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night!

    47. A City Is a Large Community Where People Are Lonesome Together!

    48. First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order!

    49. Old Age Comes at a Bad Time!

    50. In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take!

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    Very Funny, thanks for sharing.
    Curry

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    I have the body of a God
    Unfortunately it's Budda.

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    Gun control is hitting what you aim at

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    Haha - some great ones there. Don't think I saw this one -

    "I do not have a drinking problem - I drink, get drunk, fall down - no problem:!!
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    "To own a gun and assume that you are armed
    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."


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    Two of my favorites are:

    1. Elect a teenager president while he still knows everything!

    2. Money can't by happiness, but neither can poverty.
    George

    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

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    6. At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All.
    Yep, that's me, all right!


    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

    Rudyard Kipling


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock

    18. If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off (spotted on a passing motorcyclist).
    Saw the "sequel" to that one:

    "I didn't fall off, I just found a better ride."

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    ALCOHOL, TOBBACO AND FIREARMS
    should be a store
    not a government agency

    (I have the Tshirt)
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    Saw this one on a massive fellow at the local gym:

    "I don't take steroids, but thanks for asking!"

    And not quite t-shirt slogans, but I've seen these on a couple of cars:

    Bumper sticker on the back of a workman's ute (or 'pick up' to you guys) 'If it wasn't for firearms, you'd be speaking Japanese by now'

    Large decal, with agency logo, on the back of a hotted up rice burner "Sponsored by CENTRELINK" (Centrelink is the Australian social security/welfare agency)
    PAX IN BELLO

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    One of my faves and I will put a list together.

    I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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    Geography anyone ??

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    "To own a gun and assume that you are armed
    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."


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    Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms
    who's bringing the chips??

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    This was on a "onesie" my friend saw on the net. It happens to conincide nicely with my wife on the verge of having our 2nd addition to the family....

    "I just tore my mom a new one!"
    Firefighter/EMT
    "You've never lived until you've almost died. For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the protected will never know" - T.R.

    <----My LT was unhappy that I did not have my PASS-Tag at that fire. But I found the body so he said he would overlook it. :)

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    Can't forget -

    "I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet"

    "Christian, American, Heterosexual, Pro-gun, Conservative. Any Questions?"

    "If I don't get coffee soon, somebody's going to get hurt."

    There are so many of these things! This is a great post!
    "Let not your heart be troubled." John 14:1

    USN Retired Vietnam/Desert Shield/Desert Storm

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