Zoo violence

Zoo violence

This is a discussion on Zoo violence within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Only in San Francisco,Two gay penguins Harry and Pepper have been an Item for 6 years even incubating another penguins egg,but a new female penguin ...

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    Zoo violence

    Only in San Francisco,Two gay penguins Harry and Pepper have been an Item for 6 years even incubating another penguins egg,but a new female penguin arrival caught Harrys eye,Linda and Harry started hooking up and Pepper said "oh hell no" in penguinese and attacked Linda,zoo keepers have had to seperate them.
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .


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    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Thanks Miggy fer the backup
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    I guess Jerry Springer moved on to other species for ratings?
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    Woman always start trouble!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Kustom View Post
    Woman always start trouble!! lol
    That theres funny
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Kustom View Post
    Woman always start trouble!! lol
    Not always start, PK.

    But I do make sure to always finish it.
    Don't frisk me, I am the weapon.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Not always start, PK.

    But I do make sure to always finish it.
    I forgot to mention, that they never take the blame either......... It's allways his fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Kustom View Post
    I forgot to mention, that they never take the blame either......... It's allways his fault.

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    Well, if you want the job done right, you ALWAYS let a woman finish it.
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    Atta girl, Patti! :)
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    pffttt............That's all you girls got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Kustom View Post
    pffttt............That's all you girls got.
    Of course not. I'm so glad you asked because I've got more:

    The Men's Dictionary ...

    "I can't find it." - REALLY MEANS: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

    "That's women's work." - REALLY MEANS: "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."

    "Will you marry me?" - REALLY MEANS: "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

    "It's a guy thing." - REALLY MEANS: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

    "Can I help with dinner?" - REALLY MEANS: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

    "It would take too long to explain." - REALLY MEANS: "I have no idea how it works."

    "I'm getting more exercise lately." - REALLY MEANS: "The batteries in the remote are dead."

    "We're going to be late." - REALLY MEANS: "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

    "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." - REALLY MEANS: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

    "That's interesting, dear." - REALLY MEANS: "Are you still talking?"

    "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." - REALLY MEANS: "I forgot our anniversary again."

    "It's really a good movie." - REALLY MEANS: "It's got guns, knives, fast cars and naked women."

    "You know how bad my memory is." - REALLY MEANS: " I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the VIN of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

    "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." - REALLY MEANS: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, wearing a thong."

    "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal." - REALLY MEANS: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

    "I do help around the house." - REALLY MEANS: "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."

    "Hey, I've got reasons for what I'm doing." - REALLY MEANS: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

    "What did I do this time?" - REALLY MEANS: "What did you catch me at?"

    "I heard you." - REALLY MEANS: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

    "You really look terrific in that outfit." - REALLY MEANS: "Please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

    "I brought you a present." - REALLY MEANS: "It was free ice scraper night at the ball/hockey game."

    "I missed you." - REALLY MEANS: "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

    "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." - REALLY MEANS: "No one will ever see us alive again."

    "This relationship is getting too serious." - REALLY MEANS: "I like you as much as I like my truck."

    "I don't need to read the instructions." - REALLY MEANS: "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.


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    You need my help here Rocky, or do you have this one covered?

    After all it's only two of them against one of you.
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