"Hey, show 'em you badge!"
Hope its ok, I found this on my local forum.
The local Sheriff was looking around the farms in the area for people growing pot. He was looking around this guys farm and told the farmer that he was going to go and take a look in one of the fields. The farmer tells him not to go out there. The cop turns around looking annoyed, whips out his badge and says "You see this badge? It means I can go wherever I want." So the farmer says alright, and goes back to work. A little later he hears yelling and screaming coming from one of the field, so he walks over. When he gets there he sees the Sheriff getting chased by huge boar hog. So he leans up against the fence and yells "Hey, show 'em you badge!"