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    On a clear day a man walked into the produce
    section of his local supermarket and asked to
    buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in
    that department told him that they only sold
    whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent
    that the boy ask his manager about the matter.

    Walking into the back room, the boy said to his
    manager, "Some A-hole wants to buy a half a
    head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence,
    he turned to find the man standing right behind
    him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly
    offered to buy the other half."

    The manager approved the deal and the man went
    on his way. Later the manager found the boy and
    said "I was impressed with the way you got yourself
    out of that situation earlier. We like people who think
    on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

    "Canada, sir," the boy replied.

    "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager

    The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and
    hockey players up there."

    "Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!"

    The boy replied, "Really? Who did she play for?"
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