Pedro knows his stuff.
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez,
the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered Mrs. Smith's eleventh grade class.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
"Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' "
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the
people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the
Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed!
Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with a voice bordering on hysteria, one of students in the back of the classroom yelled out, "You little ****. If you
say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
Someone said, "Oh ****, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
Finally someone throws a eraser at Pedro, someone else shouted "Duck"!
The teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that?
Pedro: Dick Cheney 2006!
Pedro knows his stuff.
Pedro is currently a Special Ops consultant and trained in Counter-Intel. He lives in Prague.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
pedro knows his stuff for sure
Good thing someone remembers all this stuff!
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That's a good one
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