Fellow Pastors and Parents I could not resist Posting!

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    Fellow Pastors and Parents I could not resist Posting!

    Enjoy!

    A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents for thanksgiving dinner. After dinner, the girl’s mother asked her husband to find out about the young man. The father invited him to his study for a talk. "So what are your plans?" the father asked the young man. "I’m a biblical scholar," he replied. "A Biblical scholar. Hmmm," the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide for my daughter?" "I will study, and God will provide for us, the boy replied. "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, like she’s going to want, asked the father. "I will concentrate on my studies and God will provide for us," the young man replied. What about later when you and my daughter have children, how will you provide for them?" "Don’t worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé. Each time the father asked a question, the young idealist insisted God would provide. Later, the mother asked, "How did it go, Honey?" "Well," the father answered, "I believe we have a problem, he has no job, no plans, and he thinks I’m God!"
    Been there?
    Anyway, good to Laugh!

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    I was that young and just about that idealistic once (a LONG time ago).

    When I asked my now-in-laws for my wife to be's hand in marriage,
    her mom said to her, "I had given you credit for having better sense than to marry a damn preacher!"

    Oh, well. It got better from there.
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    LOL, LOL, LOL!

    Now that is a good Mike.
    take care
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