The Blind Date

The Blind Date

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    The Blind Date

    Alex sets up his friend Bob to go on a blind date with his cousin.

    Bob is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Bob, “I’ll be with her all night.”

    “Don’t worry,” Alex says, “just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don’t, just shout ‘Aaaaaauuuggghhh!’ and fake a heart attack.”

    That night Bob knocks at the girl’s door. When she comes out he is awe-struck at how hot and sexy she is. He’s about to speak when the girl suddenly grabs for her chest and lets out a loud … “Aaaaaauuuggghhh!”


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    That night Bob knocks at the girl’s door. When she comes out he is awe-struck at how hot and sexy she is. He’s about to speak when the girl suddenly grabs for her chest and lets out a loud … “Aaaaaauuuggghhh!”
    That's when a smart man would jump right in and start with the mouth to mouth. "I'll save you ma'am"!
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    Dang - so THAT's why so many of my dates had heart trouble!
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    The only thing worse is if both had 'heart attacks'...
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    I could picture that happening to me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    That's when a smart man would jump right in and start with the mouth to mouth. "I'll save you ma'am"!
    Yea! And maybe a few chest compressions!

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    But what if she knows your a doctor? Is that a green light? lol

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