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    toilet seat stolen!

    A cafe' near me always has something whitty on their sign. Here's this weeks:

    "Toilet seat stolen from police station, Police have nothing to go on."

    I'm still LOL a couple of days later.
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    Police really must be backlogged then. If they can't solve this case.
    I know not what this "overkill" means.

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    There is a lot of that crap going on these days it really pisses me off.

    I heard that they are looking for Public Enemy #1 and Public Enemy Number Two.

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    Maybe they can get by using one of those blow-up doughnut seats?

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    I wonder if maybe their precinct has a leak somewhere? Were there skid marks at the scene of crime?
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    lol you alll are nuts hehehe that was a good laugh
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    This crime stinks!
    Maybe they shouldn't have said," take a seat" when they brought them in.
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    I hope they recorded the incident in a log book.
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    Where's CSI when you need 'em?
    Probably sitting on their butts somewhere else.
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    Whoever knows the whereabouts is keeping a lid on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by varob View Post
    I hope they recorded the incident in a log book.

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    Don't believe a word of it... these cops are fulla crap...
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    With all of this, I'm feeling flushed!

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    I think it's time to DUMP this thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by captainrichhill View Post
    "Toilet seat stolen from police station, Police have nothing to go on."
    No S***.

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