Abandoned Baby?

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    Abandoned Baby?


    I hope I never mistake a baby for a burrito
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    Must have been a large burrito!

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    Maybe the burrito's soiled diaper smell is what threw them off!

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    If you have ever tried to get a good burrito here in PA....I could see how that case of mistaken identity would actually be possible.





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    I want to know who was the person who couldn't tell the difference! Seriously, is it possible to confuse the two?
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    The hallucinating properties of burritos may not be well documented. A strong government warning should be placed on all burrito wrappers and also posted where they sell them. Could be the "mushroom" salsa used.

    *Warning! The Surgeon General has determined that burritos may cause hallucinations! Do not operate vehicles, machinery or attempt to identify humans when consuming burritos.*

    Perhaps a new Government study with loads of grant money can be done to find out why the ill effects of burritos are happening.
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    What, a 5 lb. burrito?
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    In the wisdom of Bunny. Wisky Tango Foxtrot ! This person can not tell the diffrence between a baby and burrito

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    In this age of super-sized portions, I could imagine the size and smell might be similar.
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    There was a Burrito stand in Oceanside, CA that hat Burritos that could be about that size...I really miss them.

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    Burrito:


    Baby:


    What's the issue here?
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    Maybe only a part of something showed that looked like a baby? In the shadows? When, from the call, they're expecting to see a baby, and that's how they interpret it?

    Just goes to show that often we see exactly what we expect to see, regardless of the actual reality behind it.
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    I mistook a politician for a real person once, so I can see how it could happen.

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    Well thanks for clearing that up, i had them backwards. :(

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    Who buys a big burrito, then throws it in the trash?

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