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    "the food is free all we have to do is pay the farmers for it and pay for the land"
    "why do we have to pay for the land, it's new land, but we have to pay for the land, rent and all, but the food is free, so we should sell it at the farmers market'

    She must be an alien who is just learning to speak and understand human, or a politician.


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    I’ll bet if you looked behind her ears one would say “Inflate to 3 PSI”.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GWRedDragon View Post
    "On the east coast they have slaves, we don't believe in that here"
    I forgot to feed my slaves this morning, I hope they got enough to eat off of the vegetable trees.

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    All of you should consider youselves fortunate. That was edited down to 2:34! Imagine having to sit through that live! She was probaly rambling on for over 10 minutes.

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    a competent communicator she is...

    reminiscent of Miss SC!

    EDIT: just read up and someone else mentioned Miss SC!

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    Ha Ha Yep, "vegetable trees" that's where they come from & they grow on the free land.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikachu711 View Post
    Just when you think you've hear something dumb. These two ladies have got to get together and star in a newer version of the movie called "Dumb & Dumber." LOL
    they wouldn't even need a script - just introduce them and follow 'em around with a video camera.

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    You know, this proves that some of our inhabitants are from distant planets.
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    Turn the election's in 2014 to a "2A Revolution". It will serve as a 1994 refresher not to "infringe" on our Second Amendment. We know who they are now.........SEND 'EM HOME. Our success in this will be proportional to how hard we work to make it happen.

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    This is why elections have turned out the way they have.........This nimrod has a vote!

    That's an example of why there should be a competence test PRIOR to being allowed to vote!
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    Quote Originally Posted by goawayfarm View Post
    This is why elections have turned out the way they have.........This nimrod has a vote!

    That's an example of why there should be a competence test PRIOR to being allowed to vote!
    I see your point. and I agree with you. But as far as this girl goes. Do you really think she has a brain cell that could possibly fill out a voting ballot. Plus I don't know of any that provide crayons to write on the card.

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    She HAS to be a U.C. Berkeley graduate....
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    I’ll bet if you looked behind her ears one would say “Inflate to 3 PSI”.
    :rof:

    I think she's a couple pounds low.
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    Till one of you has ever talked to someone of this level intelligence you have no idea how annoying they are in person.
    I know not what this "overkill" means.

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