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    72 virgins explained

    Now I understand.
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    Funny but, sadly true for women.

    Actually it is not 72 virgins.

    It is 72 mansions - each mansion with 72 rooms - each room with 72 beds - and each bed with 72 virgins.

    JUST FYI

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Funny but, sadly true for women.

    Actually it is not 72 virgins.

    It is 72 mansions - each mansion with 72 rooms - each room with 72 beds - and each bed with 72 virgins.

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    Who says all the virgins are women
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    The faithful are promised houris (female virgins) and gilmans (male boy virgins) in paradise: The male homosexual crowd is provided for. Females get no sex in paradise, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIGguy229 View Post
    Who says all the virgins are women
    You have a sick and twisted mind. Glad to see our military hasn't changes that much since I retired!!

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    Im not sure the number 72 is correct, in those times the number 40 was used for "many" or "too many to count" such as Ali Babba and the 40 theives,Noahs rain of 40 days and 40 nights or even Moses wandering the desert for 40 years. We all know how a good story can grow with each retelling,and what can get better than a reward like that!
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    I am just wondering how this thread is going to migrate into any useful and constructive direction?

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    A couple of the recent T-dudes were actually dude-ettes, who strapped on the "sport" coat to vaporize women and children. Boy, are they gonna be surprised.

    I wonder if any'll be carrying concealed, what with 72 x 72 x 72 x 72 ...

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    Females get no sex in paradise, of course.
    Except for the forcible thang perpetrated on them by the new arrivals.
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    I thought houris were women that had sex for money
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    I heard it was 72 Virginians.

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    Bad news for martyrs...

    Marines have a history. They have fought in every major and minor engagement in which the United States of America has ever been involved. Marines are the Presidents guard. Marines are the best we have to offer as a nation. Marines have a tradition. Marines do not surrender. Marines do not leave their dead on the battle field. Marines have an honor. Marines die for that honor. Marines are Americans in the highest sense. Marines guard the very gates of Heaven.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paymeister View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by semperfi.45 View Post
    Bad news for martyrs...

    Marines have a history. They have fought in every major and minor engagement in which the United States of America has ever been involved. Marines are the Presidents guard. Marines are the best we have to offer as a nation. Marines have a tradition. Marines do not surrender. Marines do not leave their dead on the battle field. Marines have an honor. Marines die for that honor. Marines are Americans in the highest sense. Marines guard the very gates of Heaven.
    Wasn't it Eleanor Roosevelt who said:

    "The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!"
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