Dont drink and sit
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August 3rd, 2009 11:18 AM
Dont drink and sit
Motorized bar stool was being driven by a 28-year-old Newark OH man who was fittingly driving it while intoxicated. Really, this is a true story! The man, Kile Wygle, proceeded to crash his motorized bar stool in this quiet suburb, 30 miles east of Columbus. The crash was reported by a friend of Wygle, who calmly called 911 and according to the 911 tapes released by the police, said, "I got a friend who wrecked a bar stool." The 911 operator asked him whether he hit his head inside the bar, and the friend calmly replied, "Um, no. He was riding the bar stool. A motorized bar stool." The bar stool is powered by a reconfigured lawn mower and is capable of reaching speeds of 38 MPH. Police arrived to find Wygle suffering from minor injuries and charged him with driving a motorized vehicle while intoxicated. Wygle has pleaded not guilty and requested a jury trial.
Where are they going to find 12 drunks to sit on the jury? A jury of your peers.
August 4th, 2009 12:50 AM
In Dyersburg, West Tennessee, a company called Boss Hoss makes V8 motorcycles and bar stools.
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August 4th, 2009 01:08 AM
Found the video, I don't think I would want to go 40mph on that thing.
YouTube - Guy Gets Nabbed Driving Barstool Drunk
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August 4th, 2009 02:41 AM
Yeah, there's a whole bunch of those idiots motorizing bar stools. I can't believe they don't crash more often.
August 4th, 2009 03:25 AM
Drunk. Driving a motorized vehicle. Crashed.
He's then charged with driving drunk, to which he pleads not guilty. Perhaps the charge should have been crashing drunk.
Hm. Perhaps he picked the wrong one.
Rumor has it, he was transported to the booking room at the station in the next county, 'cause they were full-up with a rash of other drunk barstool drivers ... via motorized bleachers.
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August 4th, 2009 10:32 AM
Something tells me he either has a suspended or revoked drivers license due to numerous DUI convictions
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