A picture is worth 1,000 words

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    A picture is worth 1,000 words

    You want me to do what??

    The look on this dog's face is priceless...

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    hahahahah very funny. "priceless" is so accurate.
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    I've seen that come around in email before.

    Don't dogs like peanut butter?
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    Its not the dog that kills me but the fact that the cop holding the underwear is not wearing gloves.
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    That is great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSA9 View Post
    Its not the dog that kills me but the fact that the cop holding the underwear is not wearing gloves.
    ...or a bio hazard suit
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    If that dog could talk, he'd say "You go first!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by tinkerinWstuff View Post
    Don't dogs like peanut butter?
    Now, that is down right distasteful (but funny).

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    Are those Granny Panties?

    I'm no crime expert, but that leads me to two questions: 1) What the hey kinda crime spree is Granny on, out there in the woods, with nothing to cover her shame? Or 2) If Granny's a missing person, couldn't the family give the dogs/police something better to find her with than soiled panties? Like...I dunno, oh...say, a t-shirt or one of those Granny-smock-dress things?

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    Great pic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Are those Granny Panties?

    I'm no crime expert, but that leads me to two questions: 1) What the hey kinda crime spree is Granny on, out there in the woods, with nothing to cover her shame? Or 2) If Granny's a missing person, couldn't the family give the dogs/police something better to find her with than soiled panties? Like...I dunno, oh...say, a t-shirt or one of those Granny-smock-dress things?

    Yikes!
    You mean a "moo-moo"?

    I was thinking the same thing, Bunny. That's the nastiest looking underwear I've ever seen.
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    Looking at those underwear I think the cops could track the person down using their noses,without the dog,pretty bad when a species known to smell each others rear ends would turn away from a good sniff
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    That dog is thinking, and you are touching that?????
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    I would be tempted to call that animal cruelty.
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