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    Who got the better deal?

    Man Offers 40 Goats, 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton's Hand in Marriage

    NAIROBI, Kenya - A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage may still be on the table — and Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the "very kind offer" to her daughter.

    To laughter at a town hall meeting Thursday in Kenya, CNN's Fareed Zakaria asked the U.S. Secretary of State if the Clintons had made a decision on the dowry offer. In 2000, a Kenyan man wrote to then-president Bill Clinton offering the animals in accordance with African tradition.

    After a pause, Clinton said, "My daughter is her own person, very independent, so I will convey this very kind offer."

    Clinton has denied rumors that her daughter, 29, is planning to get married this summer.
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    Hey, her dad can have all kinds of fun with them!!!

    Seems like an in kind trade!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus View Post
    Hey, her dad can have all kinds of fun with them!!!

    Seems like an in kind trade!!!
    LOL!!!

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    Ahem.... let's keep it clean folks.
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    This guy obviously hasn't seen Chelsea up close. I'd say a fairer trade would be 5 goats and 1 cow.
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    I heard that Bill called back and offered 'Her Thighness' for the deal.
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    Wow! So thankful to have news agencies out there to bring me this groundbreaking event! What the hell is our sec of state doing in Kenya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joker1 View Post
    Wow! So thankful to have news agencies out there to bring me this groundbreaking event! What the hell is our sec of state doing in Kenya?

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