Obama wants you to report suspicious activity!
That's right! President Obama has asked americans to flag anything suspicious they see on the internet and report it to the government.
Well, I have uncovered a most heinous plot. This conspiracy is so vile in nature that only thirty nine of the seventy eight men involved would even put their name to it. This scheming mob of conservatives has plotted to limit the power of the Supreme Court, Congress, and even the President himself!
I have found an image of this conspiracy in action, and I urge you all to join me in informing the government of its existence. For the ideas of this group of men, if brought to fruition, will threaten the very government as we know it today!