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    Funny email I got today

    Here is what was attached in it. Funny stuff.

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    not funny. it's the truth.
    uh oh, here comes my wife.
    she got me.

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    LMAO! Funny and too true!
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    Pretty funny stuff, Bruce
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    Too funny!

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    Ahh, so true!
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    Excellent....I know a few girls that love to send jokes bashing men...so turnabout is only fair play!
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    I had a girlfriend once (Yes, it's true, don't call me a lair ). I made the mistake of going on a "shopping trip". Now don't get me wrong, I like to window shop but in this mall there were only two places that I liked to go, Spencers and the Knife/Curio shop. Both are right next to each other so I'm good to go.

    So she says, "I'll just run in and get what I need, you go to the shops you like to goto".

    I say, "Okay, I'll see you in a bit".

    Okay, here is the time line:

    10:30 - Arrive mall, separate about 10:45

    10:45 to 11:00 - Check out Spencers. Nothing I want (well, could afford)

    11:00 to 11:30 - Check out the swords, knives, cars, lighers in store. Chat with pimply face kid about maces... 5 minutes wasted by blank stares and "Sir, the price for that one is $$$ and I don't know if it's real or not".

    11:30 - Look at watch again... WTH (Heck).

    11:30 to 12:30 - Go to food court, eat bad food and look out for GF to come looking for me or give a call on cell.

    12:30 to 1:30 - Walk the Mall, looking for GF.

    1:30 to 2:00 - Walk back the other way looking for GF.

    2:05 - Remember that I have a cell phone

    2:06 - Realize it's in the car.

    2:07 to 2:10 - Go to car to get phone. Check calls. No calls.

    2:11.5 - Call GF

    2:12.5 - Get voice mail

    2:13 to 2:16 - Walk back to Mall.

    2:20 - Get brainstrom, set on bench outside restrooms.

    2:22 - GF comes out of restroom.

    2:25 - Ask her, did you get what you needed.

    2:25.5 - No, I've only been to a couple of stores, I need to go to (insert names of about 12 other store names here).

    2:27 - Me:

    2:30 to 4:00: Me, in car: and listening to music.

    Finally, she comes out with a boat load of junk (well, junk to me, I don't do pink nail polish or "Ultablue" dye of some type and all the stuff that goes with it). I open the trunk, unload the "stuff" and close the trunk. Keys in hand......

    Can we go to a movie?

    *sign*... sure. What do you want to see?

    Wrong question. We ended up watching some canned ham special (the can movie type things, documentaries or some crap like that about some crap that no one really cares about).

    I did get a really good foot rub out of it through so it was all worth it, I guess

    Wayne

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    Looks like I've got a lifetime of headaches ahead of me! But its always worth it. :)

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    Haha - oh yes - seen those but as ever there is some (fun) truth buried within LOL
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    My wife saw this, and commented that she wished I had an "ON/OFF" switch!!!
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    I've been trying the mute button on my wife, but it just seems to make things worse...
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