Thomas the dog

Thomas the dog

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    Thomas the dog

    This one is from last night after the K9 kept stinking up the cruiser...enjoy!


    A man was selling insurance door to door, when he came upon this old farmhouse. The elderly lady let him in and the man sat down to make his pitch. Suddenly, the Mexican lunch he'd eaten began to catch up with him, and he had to poot, really bad. The salesman notice the woman's dog next to his chair, and decided to let one rip, hoping she would blame the dog.

    "Thomas!" She scolded.

    Relieved that she thought it was the dog, the man continued expelling noxious gasses, as she kept yelling "Thomas!" Finally, he let off a really bad one, about as loud as you could imagine.

    "Thomas!" She screamed. "Get away from that insurance salesman before he poops all over you!"
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    As the owner of two dogs who really know how to let 'em go. That was funny.
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    Funny.

    In a similar vein, and I hear this is a true story:

    The queen of England was on a horse inspecting the troops. All of a sudden, she lets one rip. Embarrassed, she says, "excuse me."

    The captain standing next to her said, "No need to ma'am. I just assumed it was the horse."
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    That was funny. I made a comment in your other thread but my rottie is an expert at passing gas. Its funny, when she was a pup i dont think she knew what it was yet. She would "let one" and jerk around and look like "what was that?" She is KING of the stink demons. She has a but and isnt afraid to use it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highoctane View Post
    That was funny. I made a comment in your other thread but my rottie is an expert at passing gas. Its funny, when she was a pup i dont think she knew what it was yet. She would "let one" and jerk around and look like "what was that?" She is KING of the stink demons. She has a but and isnt afraid to use it.

    My Min Pin did that once. It still cracks me up!!

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    My Spanish Mastiff STILL has no idea what they are! She'll fire one off and get this terrified look on her face, look at her butt, and run away in terror. Mr. Bunny calls them "poo ghosts" because clearly they haunt her. (And then us if we're in the same room.) lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    My Spanish Mastiff STILL has no idea what they are! She'll fire one off and get this terrified look on her face, look at her butt, and run away in terror. Mr. Bunny calls them "poo ghosts" because clearly they haunt her. (And then us if we're in the same room.) lol!
    My pitbull does that sometimes.
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