What's Really Going on With Health Care Reform (Humor)

What's Really Going on With Health Care Reform (Humor)

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    Smile What's Really Going on With Health Care Reform (Humor)

    Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new proposed Universal Medical Care planned....

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

    Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. However the Orthopedists had a bone to pick about the plan.

    The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, as did the Pharmacists, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

    The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the [you fill in the blank as you wish] in Washington.
    Last edited by JonInNY; August 10th, 2009 at 05:58 PM.
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    ...and the Epidemiologists said, "Count on it!"

    (Epidemiologists are the number crunchers of the medical world who try to figure out by the number of cases and non-cases whether it was the potato salad, etc. - and I are one.)
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    Paymeister, nice throw :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Paymeister View Post
    ...and the Epidemiologists said, "Count on it!"

    (Epidemiologists are the number crunchers of the medical world who try to figure out by the number of cases and non-cases whether it was the potato salad, etc. - and I are one.)

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    Wasn't expecting that. Great post!
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    Got this joke from a nurse friend of mine. It is still funny after reading it 100 times. I guess if it weren't true.....
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    That's a good one.

    We have to laugh at things once in awhile, or we'ld all lose our minds. LMAO.

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    What? No mention of Proctologists?
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