The AMA and National Health Care

The AMA and National Health Care

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    The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new National health care package.


    · The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.


    · The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.


    · The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.


    · Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'


    · The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.


    · Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.


    · The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."


    · The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.


    · The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.


    · In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the buttholes in Washington.
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