The AMA and National Health Care

[rottkeeper]

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new National health care package.


· The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.


· The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.


· The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.


· Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'


· The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.


· Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.


· The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."


· The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.


· The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.


· In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the buttholes in Washington.

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[Rock and Glock]

The last line says it all. Unfortunately. Quite true.