This is a discussion on Joke within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" ...
The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, and nano-technology.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Indy 500, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and guns.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly.... "So, ya gonna vote for gun control again?"
"You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work but I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much the universal language."
Nice variation on a classic, and one we can all appreciate. Thanks!
"We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters
lol! Nice one! :)
Don't frisk me, I am the weapon.
Sig Sauer P239 DAK (9mm)
NRA Member & Pistol Instructor
That about sums it up.
For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27
AHHHHH HAHAHAHA!! I am telling that one to my mother-in-law (anit-gun)!!