Truth in advertizing.............

Truth in advertizing.............

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    Senior Member Array Pure Kustom's Avatar
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    Truth in advertizing.............

    Increase your carbon footprint with what was once genral motors and now govt. motors flagship to excess, the fully loaded z71 suburban.
    Included is 4x4(for destroying precious desert land) front and rear a/c (to combat global warming) leather seats (sorry cows) power-windows-locks-seats-moonroof-etc. heated seats (to combat global warming,sorry "now" it is climate change) roof rack(to carry bambi after hunting, boy I'm starting to sound like one of those people Janet was warning us about) runningboards onstar built in garage door opener am/fm cd/cassette third row seat (for those of us who are increasing the world population) 94k miles. white with tan int. pictures to be posted later. Thanks for looking and will wait to hear from you.

    I guess the guy got tired of all the dirty looks from eco friendly leftys. I drive a 1ton Crew Cab Dually a Prius would be a speed bump for me...............


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    so does that mean you skipped the optional armor plating, and substituted the moonroof for the rotating turret with optional .50 caliber mounting bracket?
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    Take the catalytic converter off and you have a real lib twister!
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    Sounds like a candidate for Best of Craigslist!
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    I have 3 vehicals gettin' 9mpg. 1 ton Chevy 3500 for work, 1500 Chevy Yukon (the wifes), 2500 Chevy Silverado ext cab longbed for play. Just doin' my part!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PiperLambie View Post
    so does that mean you skipped the optional armor plating, and substituted the moonroof for the rotating turret with optional .50 caliber mounting bracket?

    OHHHHHHHHHH...... I want one of them.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PiperLambie View Post
    so does that mean you skipped the optional armor plating, and substituted the moonroof for the rotating turret with optional .50 caliber mounting bracket?
    I prefer the exhaust Flame thower/ Barbque ignition system. With the Barbque bars / Lib disposal grill

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    i would have gone for the .50 cal. but thats just me. theres something about putting a hundred thousand rounds down range in less than 3 seconds.* he armor would be awesome too.





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    This makes me think we need like a DC.COM/Pimp My Truck show...2A style!

    I would LOVE to see what we all do with our vehicles!
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